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Funny Car Sayings and Quotes

"The car has become an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad,  and incomplete in the urban compound"

Marshall McLuhan

   

"Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus"

Francoise Sagan

"Relationships, like cars, should undergo regular services to make sure they are still roadworthy."

Zygmunt Bauman

"Always focus on the front windshield and not the review mirror"

Colin Powell

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. "

Albert Einstein

"More books, more racing and more foolishness with cars and motorcycles are in the works."

Brock Yates

"The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it."

Dudley Moore

"In the old days drivers were fat and tires were skinny."

Jose Froilan Gonzalez

"If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work"

Steven Wright

"The cars we drive say a lot about us."

Alexandra Paul